Archive for March, 2011

Tweets for the week ending 2011-03-27


Tweets for the week ending 2011-03-20


3 years ago

Dubai was meant to be a Middle-Eastern Shangri-La, a glittering monument to Arab enterprise and western capitalism. But as hard times arrive in the city state that rose from the desert sands, an uglier story is emerging. Johann Hari reports

via The dark side of Dubai – Johann Hari, Commentators – The Independent.

Tweets for the week ending 2011-03-13


3 years ago

How to shoot yourself in the foot.

Gotta love this. Here are some of the better one’s:

You shoot yourself in the foot.

You accidentally create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical care is impossible since you can’t tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying, “That’s me over there.”

You shoot yourself in each toe, iteratively, until you run out of toes, then you read in the next foot and repeat. If you run out of bullets, you continue anyway because you have no exception handling ability.


You shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds…

Basic (interpreted)
You shoot yourself in the foot with a water pistol until your foot is waterlogged and rots off.

Basic (compiled)
You shoot yourself in the foot with a BB using a SCUD missile launcher.

The compiler won’t let you shoot yourself in the foot.

We’ll let you shoot yourself, but it’ll cost you a bundle.

You insert a clip into the gun, wait half an hour, and it goes off in random directions. If a bullet hits your foot, you’re lucky.

Object “Foot” will be included in the next release. You can upgrade for $500.

I knew you were going to shoot yourself in the foot.

You can use this machine-gun to shoot yourself in the foot, but the firing pin is broken.

We don’t sell guns anymore, just ammunition.

Just as soon as Solaris gets here, you can shoot yourself anywhere you want.

You try to shoot yourself in the foot, only to discover you must first invent the gun, the bullet, the trigger, and your foot.

After searching the manual until your foot falls asleep, you shoot the computer and switch to C.

<a target="http://body/lower-half/leg/foot.appendage">Shoot here</a>

The gun fires just fine, but your foot can’t figure out what the bullets are and ignores them.

You shoot yourself in the foot, but can’t figure out how you did it so you find a dozen new ways to do it.

You shoot yourself in the foot and everything goes so smoothly that you go ahead to to shoot yourself in the other foot then your legs, then your torso and then your head. Problem solved.

You shoot yourself in both feet at the same time with the same pull of the trigger. You have no idea how it happened, but it did.

ASP (addition by Rodney Benker)
You may load the gun and pull the trigger, but the bullet will only hit your foot if you use Internet Explorer.

3 years ago


Uttar Pradesh, India – An army of workers, their faces encrusted with dust, toils beside a story-high pile of unfired bricks. They are helping build a new India that appears to be leaving them behind.

From sunup to sundown they spend their time pouring wet mud into molds, lugging them to the kiln, firing them and then pulling them out. For their backbreaking work, they do not receive wages.

They are working to pay off a debt.

In India they are known as bonded laborers, bound to those who gave them or their forefathers an advance or a loan. Human rights advocates call them modern day slaves.


Before his work injury, Gagai said he tried to escape several times but was always found and brought back.

There are no physical signs the villagers are living in bondage: no chains, fences or armed guards, but the villagers say they are all slaves just the same.

“If I don’t work, they will beat me. They will abuse my daughter,” said Lalti, a mother of seven. “If you don’t give in, they will sell your daughter or son.”

Lalti said she had to borrow money from the landowner to treat her husband’s tuberculosis years ago, and now she can’t come and go as she pleases.

“I am an illiterate, so how would I know how much we owe, and what’s left to pay? I don’t even know how much we had taken. It’s been many years.”

As payment for work, she and her neighbors receive leftover food or bags of grain, Lalti said. They are beholden to the man who owns the land they live on.

None of them had heard of the Indian law that made bonded labor illegal more than 30 years ago.

“People in modern day slavery have no idea they can ever access any kind of rights,” said Awasthi of Free the Slaves.

Lalti hopes she is able to work long enough so her children will be freed from the loan that binds her family to the land and a hard life.

“The day I pay my debt I will be free. We’ll be prosperous,” Lalti said.


Generations pay off debts through slavery – The CNN Freedom Project: Ending Modern-Day Slavery – Blogs.

3 years ago


3 years ago

Malaysia Gambles on Processing Rare Earths –

KUANTAN, Malaysia — A colossal construction project here could help determine whether the world can break China’s chokehold on the strategic metals crucial to products as diverse as Apple’s iPhone,Toyota’s Prius and Boeing’s smart bombs.

As many as 2,500 construction workers will soon be racing to finish the world’s largest refinery for so-called rare earth metals — the first rare earth ore processing plant to be built outside China in nearly three decades.

Tweets for the week ending 2011-03-06

  • is it me or does the year seem to go by faster the older you get (can't believe it's already March!!!) #
  • now I know why I didn't become a lawyer… #
  • @cheeseong7 @iammark89 because legal stuff is way too wordy #
  • New Blog Post: Most Typical Face In The World Revealed – Yahoo! Lifestyle UK – #
  • New Blog Post: Google's self-driving car – #
  • I'm at Kings Head (33 Moscow Road, Poplar Place, Paddington) #

3 years ago

via Engadget.

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